Hideous Lies and low lighting in a "Better-End Store

I'm so dumb! To think a bright gal like me bought a "Italian Leeaattherr Sofa and CHaiR! Boy imagine the surprise the realize after 2.5 years the wonderful crap I bought was, well.......umummmm was crap! But the sales man was from Macy's, I respected and trusted the Macy's brand....another blond moment. Did I mention the salesman was cute? That's the part that really makes me feel, will I won't go there.

Now for the bad part; I was the one that actually looked at this, believed the hype and glossed over the details. It was me alone that spent nearly $2300 on a furniture that made even a trailerhome look classy after 2.5 years....oh wait I live in a lovely trailerhome.  Well then, just what am I complaining about anyway?

Oh yes...the pleather from Italiaay, the Chateaux d'Ax. Which means "house of what?" So "what" isn't a place and guess what?....... the leather isn't either. Not unless the cow's or other animal's hides come from  polypropylene DNA. Wow! I feel so dumb.......too dumb to even complain about it for several years. I thought maybe it would magically be better, but that's what I thought about our current potus. So many years.........so totally puffed was I.